i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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