Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
