I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize