I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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