What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Life is so much better after having sex.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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