gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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