he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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