My brain says no but my pants say off.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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