"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You made out with two different species that night
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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