Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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