C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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