That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Randomize
