So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Hippo gnu deer
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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