never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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