We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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