Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
what if I'm pregnant?
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My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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