You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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