So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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