Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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