By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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