I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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