the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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