Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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