He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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