Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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