i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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