i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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