Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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