season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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