She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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