I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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