i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Can I color on your dick again?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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