D3 body, D1 cock
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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