please come you make the beer taste better
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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