Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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