I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
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