just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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