hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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