You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
only you would photoshop your dick
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Randomize
