Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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