in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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