I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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