Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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