What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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