yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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