it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize