i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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