Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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