I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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