It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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