my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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