Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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