Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just blew my weed a kiss
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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